The Patpong Museum: Red-Light Time Machine

November 17, 2019 By bangkok7

What’s up internet? Bangkok Seven here. Today’s offering is an informal review of the recently-opened Patpong Museum on Patpong Soi 2 beneath Black Pagoda. And full disclosure: it’s going to be biased, because some of my artwork is hanging in there. But don’t let that sour you to this review, or to the museum itself,

Bangkok Seven’s Video: Chatty Gogo Dancers

November 16, 2019 By bangkok7

Delirium Days Part 10

November 15, 2019 By bangkok7

Hey bros, what’s up. It’s Seven, with another frowback to those morose days when I was stuck in Los Angeles, eking out brief moments of ecstasy interspersed with long stretches of wretched solitude. When this particular blog got shat onto the internet, I was smack in the middle of my last relationship with a Caucasian

Advice From Seven: Keeping a Harem

November 10, 2019 By bangkok7

How many countless lonely hearts have boarded a Bangkok-bound plane over the last half-century in the hopes of getting lucky with a dark-haired beauty in TLOS? How many have boarded a homeward-bound plane a week later with a head full of crazy x-rated memories to keep them company back home? How many have found lifelong

Bangkok Seven’s Video: Best Bootie Shakin...

November 9, 2019 By bangkok7

Her name is Best. She’s now at xXx Lounge.

Delirium Days Part 9

November 8, 2019 By bangkok7

Well hello there, friend. Thanks for stopping by Bangkok Seven’s record of his life before Thailand. 99% of it was misery, being that I lived in Los Angeles, a kingdom of vapid, self-absorbed, status-obsessed, money grubbing females who for the most part never deigned to look in my direction. Occasionally, however, I did manage to

xXx Lounge Opens in Patpong

November 3, 2019 By bangkok7

What’s up internet, how’s your day going? My name’s Seven, and I live in Heaven, aka Bangkok, Thailand. And in this magnificent metropolis there are three glorious red-light districts. Of the three, I spend the bulk of my time in Patpong, the oldest, most storied, and in my opinion best RLD. And just when I

Bangkok Seven’s Video: Lazy Monday in a B...

November 2, 2019 By bangkok7

Red-Light Halloween 2019

November 1, 2019 By bangkok7

Hey there. It’s me, Seven. How’s it hangin? Each year around this time, many of my farang friends back in the US ask me what Halloween is like in Thailand. I tell them Thais don’t celebrate Halloween, except in the red-light districts. And thank Buddha they do, because the result is something spooky, sexy, and

Delirium Days Part 8

November 1, 2019 By bangkok7

Happy Friday, internet roamer. You’ve found your way to my frowback series—at present, a collection of blogs that harken back to my days as a deperate misanthrope in Los Angeles, before I got wise and came to this dreamlike paradise called Thailand. Back in the US, my life consisted mostly of solitary contemplation complimented with