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Patpong Moves Online

January 10, 2021 By bangkok7

It’s 2021. The world is changing. Western nations are turning communist, China is the new global superpower. Covid is currently destroying all successful capitalist societies. We are headed for a dystopian hell worse than Orwell’s harshest predictions. And to add incel to injury, Bangkok has closed its red-light districts, putting hundreds of bikini-clad hotties out

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Seven’s Year Goes Out With a Whisper

January 3, 2021 By bangkok7

Happy new year, reader. Bangkok Seven here. This is my blog, and today’s offering was supposed to be Part 2 of a weeks-long pig-out session at various upscale buffets around Bangkok to round out the year along with my waistline. But then Covid re-reared its ugly head, and all planned partying was swept off the

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Seven’s Year Goes Out With a Whisper
The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 19 Part 4 and Epilogue

The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 19 Part 4 and Ep...

January 1, 2021 By bangkok7

Happy Friday and Happy New Year, reader. Wherever you are in the world, whether it’s in the greatest nation on Earth–Thailand–or elsewhere, you’re probably in some form or another…locked down. If so, here’s something to distract you momentarily–the last few pages of my un-asked-for and unwanted novel, The Suburbs of Babylon. If you missed the

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Seven Pigs Out Part 1

December 27, 2020 By bangkok7

Happy almost end of the year, reader. I’m sure you’re as happy as I am to see it in the rearview mirror. And unless you’re in the US, where a doddering old Chinese communist sympathizer is about to take the Oval, 2021 is shaping up to be an improvement on what was probably the shittiest

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Seven Pigs Out Part 1
The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 19 Part 3

The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 19 Part 3

December 25, 2020 By bangkok7

Merry Christmas/Frowback Friday, reader. I’m Bangkok Seven, and I have a gift for you. Don’t get excited–it’s not a great gift. It’s not a lump of coal–it’s only slightly better. It’s part 3 of chapter 19 of my oft-ignored self-published semi-autobiographical mostly-fictional memoir, titled The Suburbs of Babylon. If you want to know where it

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Seven’s 6 Days of BKK Holiday Buffets

December 20, 2020 By bangkok7

Greetings, net vagabond. My name’s Seven, and you’ve found your way to my blog. This week, I’m venturing off-topic a bit, that is to say I’m venturing off of Patpong just long enough to lay out for you some of the places where you can gorge yourself on holiday-themed buffets this season. The reason for

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Seven’s 6 Days of BKK Holiday Buffets
The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 19 Part 2

The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 19 Part 2

December 18, 2020 By bangkok7

Hey all, happy Frowback Friday. It’s your boy Seven, back with another segment of my half-inspired semi-autobigraphial novel, The Suburbs of Babylon. This is Part 2 of Chapter 19. If you missed Part 1, go back and scroll down my main page. You’ll find it. And now, on with the tale… “An hour later (I’d

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Seven Away: Pattaya 12.20

December 13, 2020 By bangkok7

It’s the long December weekend, everyone. Time for this old Red-Light rat to stretch his sack along with his horizons and bail out of BK for a bit, just to see what else is out there to wet and whet both whistle and appetite, respectively. The closest destination is, of course, Ptown—or Pattaya for the

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Seven Away: Pattaya 12.20
The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 19 Part 1

The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 19 Part 1

December 11, 2020 By bangkok7

Happy Friday, reader. I’m currently on a short vacation to Pattaya, and taking a break from the debauchery to slide a Frowback blog your way. It’s part 1 of the last chapter of my heretofore unseen semi-autobigraphical meh-moir titled The Suburbs of Babylon. If you’re bored today, this will hopefully provide a momentary distraction… “Chapter

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Milestones (or, how I learned to stop worrying ...

December 6, 2020 By bangkok7

Howdy-Ho, reader. How’s life treating you? Good, I hope. I hope this pandemic hasn’t got you down. I hope you can still live out at least some happy moments. As for your boy Seven, things are just hunky-dory. Sure, I’m probably witnessing the slow death of the gogo scene in Bangkok—a scene that has helped

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Milestones (or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the Pong)