Bar girls—or, you know, whatever you want to call them—gogo dancers—are like cats. They’re sleek, nimble, and impossible to train. No wait—I can think of a better simile. Gogo dancers (bar girls) are like hurricanes. They’re wet, they’re loud, and they go where the wind blows them. Hmmm. That’s not quite right. Let’s see……Gogobargirls are…
Month: October 2018
The Bars of Patpong Soi 2 East: Episode 1
Hey folks, it’s me again. I’m Seven, and I live the Bangkok Red-Light dream so that, in case you can’t, you can do so vicariously through me. This week’s offering is a review of the bars of Patpong Soi 2, the east side. However, it doesn’t cover all the bars on that side, because there…
The Week Onpong October 21 2018
Hey folks, it’s me, Seven. I’m just livin’ the dream here in Bangkok, Thailand. If you’re stuck somewhere else in the world and can’t get here, I’ve got you covered. Just live vicariously through me. I’m magnanimous like that. It was a wet week on Patpong, and everywhere else in The City of Angels,…
Seven’s Weekly: October 14 2018
This week on Patpong, it was more of the same but also a few different goings on (I’m sure there’s a better way to say that, but for the life of me, I can’t think of it). King’s Corner began a makeover, both inside and out. They’re not quite finished yet, but from the looks…
The Bars of Patpong Soi 2 West: A Seven Review
What’s up, I’m Seven. Livin’ the dream on your behalf, in case you can’t. After reviewing the bars down both sides of Patpong Soi 1 in parts 1 and 2 of this series, it’s now time to turn attention to Soi 2, the less-trafficked but probably better of the two sois, at least in terms…
Red Light Morning to Night: Nana
Well hello again. It’s me, Seven. I’m doing my best to live the dream in case you can’t, so at least you can read about it. Today’s exposition is part 2 of a series called Red-Light Morning to Night, and it consists of exactly what you think. So let’s hit it: The day began with a quiet Skytrain…
Burgers Near the Red Light: Nana
This here is the second installment of a series on burgers near red light districts in Bangkok. The first one was for Patpong and you can find it in the website archive. The following is a list of burgers that are on offer near Nana Plaza. Putting this review together wasn’t nearly as fun as the last one. Given how many…
Mex Near the Red Light: Nana
Hello again, I’m Seven. I live the dream in case you can’t, and sometimes eat in crappy restaurants so you don’t have to. After the wild success of my series “Burgers near the Red-Light,” which literally dozens of people read, it seemed only natural to move on to the 3rd greatest food in the world after…
Burgers Near the Red-light: Soi Cowboy
Well hello again. I’m Seven. I live the dream in case you can’t. Today’s offering is the final installment of the 3-part series titled “Burgers near the Red-Light” wherein I give you my unsolicited opinion of burgers near each of Bangkok’s red light districts. Parts 1 and 2 (Patpong and Nana) can be found elsewhere…
Mex Near the Red-Light: Soi Cowboy
Hey folks, how’s it hangin? It’s me, Seven. I’m living the Thailand dream and bringing it to you, just in case you can’t get here for whatever reason. Today’s offering is a review of Mexican restaurants, rated in the order of their proximity to Soi Cowboy. I’ve already done this for Nana Plaza and Patpong,…