Month: February 2019

Oddendum: A Sevenisms Glossary

Oddendum: A Sevenisms Glossary

February 26, 2019 By bangkok7

Happy weekday everyone, it’s your man Seven, reporting from the heart of the gogo. For this month’s Oddendum, I have something particularly odd and overtly endum. Over the course of the past year, I’ve invented some words that as far as I know did not previously exist in the lexicon. Mainly out of laziness, I

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Bada Bing Gogo: My Personal Goodbye

February 24, 2019 By bangkok7

Hey there, stranger. Long time no see. It’s your man Seven, reporting as always stage-side in a red-light gogo bar. For this weekly, I’m paying tribute to a pillar of Patpong—Bada Bing gogo on Soi 2. At the end of this month, they will close their doors, remodel, and re-emerge as something else. Most likely,

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Bada Bing Gogo: My Personal Goodbye
Verse of Vice: The Long Road to Thailand

Verse of Vice: The Long Road to Thailand

February 22, 2019 By bangkok7

What’s going on, reader? How’s life treating you? It’s Frowback Friday, and even though technically this isn’t a Frowback, and even though I know you don’t like poetry, I just had to post this. It just appeared this morning on my laptop. I must’ve really tied one on last night, because I don’t remember writing

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Shameful Habits of a Bangkok Bachelor

February 17, 2019 By bangkok7

Happy Sunday, intrepid net surfer. You’ve found your way to Bangkok Seven’s weekly column. Today’s offering is a confession of sorts, but it’s also a celebration (confelebration, copyright BKK7). I confess that, as a middle-aged bachelor, I have not adopted the kind of self-care that is usually taught to husbands by their wives. And at

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Shameful Habits of a Bangkok Bachelor
Some Bangkok Gogo Girls Part 5: The Ices

Some Bangkok Gogo Girls Part 5: The Ices

February 15, 2019 By bangkok7

Hello from the red-light trenches. I’m Seven, and this is a re-post of a previously-published piece. It’s Part 5 of the ongoing “gogo girls” series, and the last one that qualifies as a frowback. Either this Sunday or next, I’ll post a freshly-squeezed brand spanking new one. But in the meantime, here’s this oldie but

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The Red Light District: A Beacon of Feminism

February 10, 2019 By bangkok7

Well hello Internet, what’s shakin’? It’s your man Seven, back with another one of those block-rockin’ blogs. This week, I turn to my softer side—or harder side, depending on how you look at it. In our modern lexicon, a word that I’ve always loathed was “feminism,” both for its meaninglessness and its ludicrous hypocrisy. Meaningless

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The Red Light District: A Beacon of Feminism
Some Bangkok Gogo Girls, Part 4

Some Bangkok Gogo Girls, Part 4

February 8, 2019 By bangkok7

Hey everyone. It’s me, Seven. How’s it hangin’? Everything copacetic? I hope so. Listen, it’s Frowback Friday once again–that time of the season for reposting blogs that originally appeared elsewhere on the interweb. The good folks over at BKKNites had the temerity to print this as part of my Gogo Girls series last year. I’m

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All the Liquor: What They Serve and What to Dri...

February 3, 2019 By bangkok7

Top of the morning to you gents, I’m Seven, and there are two things I’m good at: ogling gogo dancers and drinking while doing it. And seeing as how I’m a Patpong aficionado I thought I’d do you a favor and give you a rundown of the best booze on offer in the best bars.

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All the Liquor: What They Serve and What to Drink in Patpong
Some Bangkok Gogo Girls, Part 3

Some Bangkok Gogo Girls, Part 3

February 1, 2019 By bangkok7

Well hello again. It’s Frowback Friday, which means another installment of Seven’s Bangkok Gogo Girls series. This was previously published over at BKKNites and received no small amount of enthusiasm from readers. Literally tens of people commented. OK I’m exaggerating but I’m sure at least ten people read it the first time around. Shooting for

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