Happy Friday gents, it’s Seven again. I’ve got another ditty for you. It’s been on the internet for a few months already—I think over at Sweet3Mango. I submit it here for your enjoyment (or loathing, and either way I couldn’t care less), along with the old intro:
“Seven is a jack of all trades. No, that’s too generous. What’s lower than a jack? Seven is a 10 of spades of all trades. When he’s not waxing pedantic about gogo bars, or taking drunken photos/videos in gogo bars, he’s farting out poetry about gogo bars:
How should one make a bar girl smile?
Give her a kiss or a wad of cash
Either one is sure to beguile
Though if you want the extra mile
The money will make a bigger splash.
How should one make a bar girl blush?
Tickle a teat or twixt her nethers
However, again, if you are flush
A couple thousand, you don’t need much
She’s sure to let you stroke her feathers.
How should one make a bar girl squeal?
Run a hand along her shoulder
Or, if one were just a bit bolder
Give her bum an appreciative feel.
It’s all about how firmly you hold her.
How should one make a bar girl cry?
Say that you fancy her friend Kookkai.
Delete her from Facebook and don’t say why.
Or tell her your bank account is dry.
That’s sure to put a tear in her eye.”
Let’s meet back here on Sunday for Seven’s Weekly.