Take This Blog and Shove It, Part 3

Hey guys, it’s me, Seven. Every once in a while, a dickhole masquerading as a “blogger” publishes something to the internet about Thailand that is so baffling and retarded that it warrants a response. Recently a website I greatly respect started posting articles written by a pair of real cunts. They’re an American couple living in Thailand who blog about how much they hate it here. They’re racist, stupid, and woefully uneducated about world cultures and specifically Thailand, in addition to being bad writers. So of course, I had to include their literary Hershey squirts in my series “Take this blog and shove it.” Last week, the female posted a steaming turd that shat on both Thais and foreign men, all while begging those men to stop dating Thais and go back to farang women (just writing that made me throw up in my mouth). Here’s her drivel, along with my reply on behalf of all those who prefer Thai women to farang:

“Expats are divided over who the best East Asian women are. The qualifications tend to revolve around superficial traits like average height and eye squinty-ness.”

I’m sorry, but….what the fuck would you know about male expats’ qualifications for the best Asian women? You’re not an Asian woman, nor are you a male expat. So maybe—just maybe—you should take your opinion and shove it up your ass. Oh and nice racist eye reference, by the way. Your dad must be so proud of you.

“Regardless of where anyone stands in the debate, Asian women are considered to be some of the most desirable women in the world.”

Here, you’ve stated the obvious. I’m on board with that.

“Thai women are widely recognized as perfect partners. They’re described as “traditional” alternatives to their western feminist counterparts. Thai women are marketed as gentle homemakers with charming accents and flawless skin.”

Who exactly is describing Thai women this way? Who did you talk to? Where are you getting your information? If it’s not from a worthy or respected source, you can take your assertion and shove it up your ass. Making blanket statements about an entire population as if you could accurately paints millions of people with the same brush isn’t just ignorant—it’s racist. Having said that, though, your statement is correct, for the most part. Not all Thai women are “traditional…gentle homemakers” but a great many of them are, which is why so many foreign men gravitate to them. Because the women in their home country aren’t. What’s your point?

“The negative stereotypes of bar girls or gold diggers are overshadowed by the stampede of expats blowing their life savings on retirement visas, desperately vying for attention from a Thai girl who will order food for him.”

I sense some hurt feelings over the numbers of men ignoring Western women in favor of Asians. Could this possibly be because you’re a Western woman living in Thailand, and can’t get a man to show you even passing attention? By the way, none of these men are desperate for attention. It requires almost no effort at all for a male farang to get attention from a Thai girl. And they’ve come from a place where even the crappiest, bottom-of-the-barrel trailer park hag thinks she’s a princess, which is why they’re in Thailand.

“This needs to stop.”

What needs to stop? Men leaving a country where every woman they talk to is a cunt and a shithead to come to a country where they find happiness with someone better? Pray tell, why in the ever-loving fuck would that need to stop?

“Shows like ’90 Day Fiance’ have done a great job of highlighting the humiliating spectacle of portly white men with immigrant wives. Though the mail order bride industry can’t be shut down over night, men can take steps to prevent toxic relationships by raising their standards.

The primary contingency of Asian women to avoid is Thais. Hopefully this article can shed some light on the problematic trend of foreigners falling for Thai women.”

No, “this article” can’t shed light on anything, except a sad farang’s envy of Thai women. What you should’ve done, instead of smearing the internet with this shit stain you call an “article,” is move to a country where you aren’t outmatched by every other female in that country. Because the last person I’m going to listen to about the topic of which women to avoid, is a Western woman. Let me guess, the chicks we should reeeeeally be focused on are women from (insert your home country here). I have a better idea. Shove your “article” up your ass. By the way, foreign men falling for Thai women is only “problematic” for foreign women. Y’know…you.

Also by the way, fat shaming someone because you’re mad that he found a mate while you languish in solitude isn’t just politically incorrect. It’s pathetic.

“First things first, they’re using you for your money.

Expats complaining about the greed of their Thai partners is like alcoholics complaining about hangovers. There are no victims in these overtly conditional relationships, only predators that operate on basic reptilian desires of sex and power.”

Thanks for giving us your stupid opinion. Allow me to correct you. In Thailand, there are lots and lots of different people, with different desires, different motives, and different qualities. Some are awful people. Some are wonderful people. This is also true of every other country on the planet Earth.  You seem unaware that there are throngs of expats whose Thai mates aren’t greedy, aren’t using them for their money, and are in fact amazing partners for their men. In fact, it’s as if you’re totally ignorant of this point.

Expats who complain about the “greed” of their Thai partners are one of two kinds of people. Either their Thai partner really is greedy and their complaint is justified, or they fundamentally misunderstand the culture. Western norms are not the same as the norms in Asia. If a foreigner misunderstands his Thai partner because of a fundamental misunderstanding of Thai culture, it is the foreigner’s fault. And did I read your last statement correctly? Are you claiming that every single foreign man who gets in a relationship with a Thai is a “predator” with “basic desires of sex and power”? Because if that’s the case, then you are a horrific misandrist and an anti-Thai bigot. To assume that you know the minds and motives of every one of the millions of people who are in these kinds of relationships is the height of ignorance. You are a stupid cunt. By the way, in my lifetime the foreign women who’ve attempted to use me for my money far outnumber the Thais who’ve done the same. 


“The most pathetic thing is that many men willfully enter into these relationships, perhaps under the assumption that they’ll be able to “change” their partner or maybe even buy real human intimacy after enough cash withdrawals. Expats even have their own joke books filled with self deprecating punchlines that lampoon their sorry situations. Have some pride and avoid women who only want you for your five figure savings account. Shouldn’t this be obvious?”

Shouldn’t it be obvious that saying an entire population of millions of people are all exactly the same? That they’re all evil and they all have the same motives? Isn’t that very obviously RACIST? And isn’t it obvious that, if you bothered to venture further than the red light district, and if you’d lived in Thailand longer than a few months, and if you took the time to meet and talk with Thais from other walks of life, you’d realize that not all Thais are the same? Isn’t it obvious that the “pathetic” one in this scenario is the foreign blogger bitching about Western men getting with Thai girls instead of her?

It’s true that there are gold-diggers in Thailand. Guess where else there are gold-diggers. In literally every other nation on Earth. You seem totally ignorant of the fact that many relationships between foreign men and Thai women work out great. In fact, I’d bet the ratio of successful to failed relationships in Thailand are exactly the same as the United States or any other Western country. Are there expats who make mistakes and choose the wrong partner? Sure. Are there expats who get swindled by Thai lady-sharks? Of course. But to act like that same thing doesn’t happen to men in every other country on the planet, including your home country, is just shit-brained. Shouldn’t that be obvious?

“Thai women can’t even cook.

‘But (censored),’ you whine, ‘my wife makes the best tom yum. Same can’t be said for my ex back in the West.’

See, now you’ve given yourself away.

If you think that men “whine,” then you’ve clearly spent too much time in the company of weak Millennial SJW beta cucks, and have no actual idea what a real man is or what a real relationship looks like. Which explains 1—why you don’t like seeing men with Thai women, since those women embrace patriarchy and are happy to be subservient, and 2—why you’d be stupid enough to think men give a shit about your opinion. Hate to break it to you sweetheart, but you’re an imbecile. Your opinion is trite, vapid, and uninformed. All those years growing up when your teachers and classmates told you you were smart and listened to your mental diarrhea, they were either faking interest or were just as dumb as you. By the way, are you seriously advocating that a man divorce his Thai wife and give you a shot because tom yum? You horrendous cunt.

“Fair enough, just consider how often you crave steaming bowls of spicy seafood soup at lunch time. Try to recall how often you get the urge to fill your alcohol soaked body with papaya salad at the end of a riotous Saturday evening. Also, do you really prefer a bowl of rice porridge in the morning over a hearty plate of fluffy pancakes?

Your girl’s cooking stinks. More importantly, her attempts to emulate your mama’s meatloaf are terrible. Her idea of how to season a steak is underwhelming. Not to mention, if she does somehow pull off a savory English breakfast, there’s no way she’ll be eating it with you. She’ll be hunched over a plate of raw green beans and chilis, chomping away with her mouth wide open, scrolling through her Facebook feed. You deserve better.”

AAAAAAAH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! So your argument here is that a Thai girl can’t cook Western food, but you can, so men should forsake their Thai partners because you’ve got chimichangas? GOOOOOO FUCK YOURSELF. Expats don’t get with Thai girls for their Western cooking. Let me spell this out for you, dumb-dumb: expats—and I’ll talk slow so your retarded brain can follow this—expats get with Thai women because they tend to be hotter, kinder, more loyal, sweeter, more submissive, and less self-absorbed than bitches from Western countries. Those men are weighing both sides and asking, “Would I give up homemade meatloaf to be in a relationship with someone who isn’t a stupid, raging cunt?” Yes, yes, a thousand times yes. If I want meatloaf, I’ll go to the Steakhouse Co. and keep my hot, young Thai girlfriend. Oh, and while we’re on the topic, that foreign dish you love so much at that Thonglor restaurant where you go to feel “at home”—it was made by a Thai. You colossal dipshit. By the way, I’d prefer to eat with a Thai girl who chews with her mouth open and scrolls through Facebook over a stupid Western hag who thinks I should listen to every ridiculous thing that escapes her cock holster.

“Dating a Thai girl is bad optics.

Do you remember the first time you heard about a guy getting a Thai wife? You probably weren’t jealous. As a matter of fact, you were probably thinking the same thing that everyone was thinking, ‘What a creep.’”

Um, no, I wasn’t thinking that. Because that’s called ‘prejudice’ and only ignorant shit-cunts do that.

“You stared at the photo of a lecherous, sunburned old man groping a bikini clad teenager and filled in the blanks.”

Um, no I didn’t. Because “filling in the blanks” is what assholes do. Buying into stereotypes and assuming you know a person’s thoughts and motives is what fuckwits do. Intelligent people don’t do that, you ass.

“Even if you were happy for the old man, you wondered why he would want to subject himself to public scrutiny by sharing his photo in the first place.”

Um, no I didn’t. YOU wondered why he would subject himself to YOUR scrutiny. He didn’t by the way. He doesn’t give a shit what you think, nor should he. Because your opinion is worthless.

Personally, I wondered how he got so lucky as to avoid being hitched to a fat, aging battle-axe in his home country who spends her days slowly crushing his soul.

“Well guess what, all those charming Facebook photos of you and your amateur massage therapist at cafes in Chiang Mai? The exact same thing.”

Um, so what you’re saying is, you make assumptions about people based on things you heard from other people and/or saw in The Hangover Part 2? Fuck you, you racist, hypocritical scumbag. If I listed the awful stereotypes people commonly believe about women from YOUR home country, we’d be here all day.

“Thai women hate your culture.

Foreigners who travel to Thailand are expected not only to appreciate the local culture,  but also to abide by local customs to such an extent that they’re liable to end up going viral on Facebook if they so much as point a toe in the wrong direction. Anyone who complains is attacked with a peanut gallery of insults that center around the basic premise of “go home if you don’t like it”.

Fair enough. However, in a relationship mutual respect should be of primary importance, and that just isn’t the case with Thai women.”

Actually it’s the case with any individual who has respect for others. There was no mandate by the Thai government that female citizens are forbidden to respect their men. You created that out of thin air. In fact, in my personal experience I’ve found Thai women to be far more respectful than Western women, who more often than not were horrid cunts.

“Want to argue with someone who tried to scam you? You’re embarrassing her.”

The Western tendency to argue doesn’t work anywhere in Asia. There is a way to solve this problem without arguing, but you don’t know it because you’re an ignorant tourist.

“Need to send a dish back at your favorite restaurant? Now you’re losing face.”

Not sure what this has to do with relationships. Maybe you’re just mad at Asia in general?

“Thai women don’t seem to understand that conflict and confrontation are key elements of Western culture.”

And you, asshat, don’t seem to understand that Thai woman aren’t obligated to understand Western culture. YOU are a guest in THEIR country. It is YOUR responsibility to acclimate to THEIR ways, not the other way around. The relationships you observe are beholden to the norms of this country. The men who date Thais are adhering to the dating culture of this country. You don’t know the first thing about this country. Instead, your tiny brain is jammed with stereotypes, racist tropes, and the assumption that Thailand should somehow know about and follow your culture’s customs, which is why your entire “article” is nothing but a steaming pile of shit.

“Until they can appreciate your proud confidence, let them admire you from afar. Or have them send nudes or something. Just stop cuffing them.”

I’m gonna go ahead and say “no” to your request. What you’re telling us through your blog is that 1—you’re butt-hurt that you can’t get laid in Thailand, and 2—you’re bigoted against Thais and Thai culture. News flash, dickhead: all Western women who come to Thailand are taken aback by the throngs of happy Western men who prefer Thai women and thus want nothing to do with bitches like you. This “article” is a pathetic attempt to insult Western men while simultaneously begging them to come back to you. Give up, sweetie. You have no chance, and you’re embarrassing yourself.

If you hate Thai culture so much, and men here disgust you, let me ask the obvious question: Why are you here? Because the truth is, not all Thai women fit the horrible caricature you made of them in your blog. Many are actually wonderful (if you didn’t know that, you’re an imbecile).

You’re not saving us, honey. We stopped dating farang and came half way around the world to get away from you batty cunts. We hate dating farang. We love dating Thais.  And here’s a wake-up call: even the guys in bad relationships with terrible Thais that give them grief every day—pay attention here—STILL PREFER THAT TO BEING WITH YOU. This should give you pause. This should make you want to go home, turn off the TV, sit on your sofa, and have a long think about why that is.

Swing by Friday for a frowback, and cheers to another week living blessedly free of a farang woman’s stupidity and oppression in this, the greatest country in the world—Thailand. Peace!