Month: August 2019

Take This Blog and Shove It, Part 9

Take This Blog and Shove It, Part 9

August 19, 2019 By bangkok7

Recently I ran across a blog called “8 reasons why I hate Thailand” written in 2011 by an American woman in her 30s. Now, if you have a brain in your head, you already know why a white unattractive battle-axe would hate Thailand. They all do, because they’re not relevant humans in Thailand. They have

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Gogo Dancer Profile: Saa

August 18, 2019 By bangkok7

Saa is one of those rare goddesses who should’ve probably been a queen, or the leader of a cult. Instead, she became a gogo dancer. Despite a few flaws (she’s flat-chested and sports some post-baby-birth scars), she’s an absolute freight train of sexual potency. She’s fearsome in her pulchritude, and fierce in stature. She’s statuesque,

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Gogo Dancer Profile: Saa

Is Bangkok Dangerous? Not Unless You Look For It

August 16, 2019 By bangkok7

What’s up homies, Seven here, bringing you another frowback for your Friday. I’d completely forgotten about this little ditty until last week, when a quick blurb in Sweet3Mango jogged my memory. I’m pretty sure this was published at BKKNites, though. Anyway, here’s a 5-minute distraction from your day… “I carry a knife in Bangkok. Every day and

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Is Bangkok Dangerous? Not Unless You Look For It
Take This Blog and LOV–I mean Shove It, Part 8

Take This Blog and LOV–I mean Shove It, P...

August 12, 2019 By bangkok7

Hey friends, it’s Seven, and I thought I had another “take this blog and love it” for you. Just like last week’s, it’s a blog by a terrible writer whose previous work has found its way to my “take this blog and shove it” series. There’s not much in this tripe to actually love, but

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Confessions of a Red-Light Addict Part 5: Baby ...

August 11, 2019 By bangkok7

G’Day reader, my name’s Seven, and I’m a Bangkok Red-Light addict. It’s been some time since I last reported on said addiction/affliction, and that’s mainly because there wasn’t any real change to speak of. I’ve spent nearly every night of the last several years in one BKK gogo or another, with no hope in sight

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Confessions of a Red-Light Addict Part 5: Baby Steps
Exclusive Video: Part 2 of Patpong’s 2nd Best Dancer

Exclusive Video: Part 2 of Patpong’s 2nd ...

August 10, 2019 By bangkok7

I can’t get enough of this gal.

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Where Have All the Hotties Gone?

August 9, 2019 By bangkok7

Like a sod whistling past a graveyard or that character in the movie that says “How could things get any worse?” I foolishly published a blog last year lamenting the dwindling number of smoking-hot hotties in Thailand. It’s 15 months later, and the situation hasn’t improved. But, in an effort to find a silver lining,

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Where Have All the Hotties Gone?
Take This Blog and Shove It, Part 7

Take This Blog and Shove It, Part 7

August 5, 2019 By bangkok7

Holy crap, this stupid cow pumps out shitty blogs faster than I can rip them apart. Here we go again: “Attention Thailand: How to Order Fast Food Fast food seems to be a guilty pleasure for most Thais, and consequently their trips to Burger King or McDonald’s are few and far between. Additionally, most Thais

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On Missing Thailand While In Thailand: Koh Samui

August 4, 2019 By bangkok7

Of all the places I’ve been fortunate enough to visit in Thailand, I prefer Bangkok, hands down. That probably sounds crazy to some. A quick Google search will produce a long list of whining blogs (whogs for short, copyright BKK7) decrying the countless cons and few pros of living in the City of Angels, mostly

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On Missing Thailand While In Thailand: Koh Samui