Month: September 2019

Take This Blog and LOVE It, Part 2

Take This Blog and LOVE It, Part 2

September 16, 2019 By bangkok7

Greetings reader, it’s Seven here. If you’ve read my previous blogs you know about my “Take This Blog and Shove It” series wherein I destroyed badly-written hate-Thailand articles. That series is at its end, because I’ve realized that 1—there’s no way to stop poor writers from producing shitty blogs about the country I love, and

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Thaispionage: Seven’s Brush With the CIA ...

September 15, 2019 By bangkok7

I know what you’re going to say. “Seven, if you think the CIA cased you out in Patpong, please give me some of whatever you were smoking.” But I’m serious—it happened. And it wouldn’t be much of a stretch, since Patpong was a Mecca for spies a few decades back. Here’s the tale:   About

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Thaispionage: Seven’s Brush With the CIA in Patpong

Seven’s 10 Top 10: On the Road

September 13, 2019 By bangkok7

Hey there folks, it’s me, Seven. I meant to publish this frowback a month ago, and somehow forgot. It’s fore sure the last of the Top 10 lists, and it’s short but poignant. The topic–tips for traversing Thailand via roadway–touches on just how easy it is to die whilst on the road: 1-If you’re on

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Seven’s 10 Top 10: On the Road
Take This Blog and Shove It: Part 12

Take This Blog and Shove It: Part 12

September 9, 2019 By bangkok7

What’s up my dudes, Seven here. I’ve got one final “Shove It” article for you. Recently I accidentally read two articles from different “Bangkok nightlife” websites, each of which tried to wittily describe the various types of annoying farang one might come across in the gogo bar. I think both narrowed the stereotypes (narreotypes, copyright

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Gogo Dancer Profile: Momay

September 8, 2019 By bangkok7

The first time I saw Momay was the first time I experienced the power a gogo dancer can wield over a man. She was thrashing about on a pole in a way that I can only describe as the act of sex set to a nightclub beat and minus a partner. At the same time,

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Gogo Dancer Profile: Momay

Delirium Days Part 1

September 6, 2019 By bangkok7

Greetings intrepid reader. It’s Seven again. For this frowback Friday, I offer a different kind of story that harkens back to my sad existence before Thailand, when I maintained a blog on a now non-existent platform. Way back in those dark days when I suffered through my young adulthood in Los Angeles alone, lonesome, loathsome,

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Delirium Days Part 1
Take This Blog and Shove It, Part 11

Take This Blog and Shove It, Part 11

September 2, 2019 By bangkok7

Hello reader, it is I. Bangkok Seven. Here to regale you with another shitty blog written by a numbskull and my accompanying evisceration of said blog. Let’s see, which literary underwear skid-mark have we got today? Oh look! Another overweight female Millennial came to Thailand and—surprise!—didn’t like it. I can’t wait to hear what this

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On Missing Thailand While in Thailand: Koh Kood

September 1, 2019 By bangkok7

A few years back, I had the rare pleasure of spending a month on Ko Kood. For those who don’t know about it, it’s an island approximately an hour south of Ko Chang by speedboat. Most of the land is a national park—uninhabited and closed to the casual visitor. There are a handful of resorts

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On Missing Thailand While in Thailand: Koh Kood