Some Gogo Dancers’ Lockdown Lives

What’s up reader, happy whatever day this is that looks and feels just like the last hundred or so. While we’ve been deprived of our red-light districts, have you wondered what those sexy pole dancers are up to? Has it crossed your mind to ponder how those stage sirens have been wiling away their time?…

The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 5 Part 1

Another Friday, another week trapped in the US. At least this time, I’ve left the confines of Los Angeles to do some wine tasting in the Central Coast. This took me through Santa Barbara, where the following excerpt from my mediocre manuscript “The Suburbs of Babylon” takes place. I hope it distracts you even momentarily…

Making a Naked Ninja

Hey there, reader. It’s me, Bangkok Seven. Still trapped in the US, still waiting for the junta-govnt brain trust to end the flight ban. Still missing the gogo bar like crazy. But rather than dwell on the present grim state of things, I offer a brief distraction: my process for creating a Naked Ninja. What’s…

The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 4 Part 5

Happy Friday, reader. If it is, in fact, Friday where you are. It’s Friday in Thailand at the moment. I’m not in Thailand, and it’s not Friday where I am, and I’m not happy. But Happy Friday to you, anyway. Below is the final segment of Chapter 4 (titled ‘Home’ and referring specifically to Los…

Breaking In a New Harem Girl: Electric Blue-galoo

Greetings, reader (I’m talking to the one person who actually reads my blogs). It is I, Bangkok Seven, still trapped in the hellish Orwellian nightmare that is the United States. I know we’re both missing the gogo bars and the red-lights, and I’m especially missing my harem. So in an effort to distract us from…

The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 4 Part 4

Happy Friday, reader. At least, I hope it’s happy for you. As a Thai expat trapped in the US since March due to Coronavirus, I can say with confidence that I’m not having a happy Friday. I hate it here, and as the Thai government continues to extend bans on incoming foreigners for no good…

Patpong Pictorial Review-Preview

For this week’s blog I’d planned to post a step-by-step how-to guide for landing a gogo dancer but I’ve been so busy over last 7 days with my application to re-enter the Kingdom of Thailand that I didn’t finish it. So instead, I offer this lovely photo album of Patpong gogo dancers past and present….

The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 4 Part 3

It’s Friday again—not that it matters, since every day trapped indoors due to Covid-19 is exactly the same as the one before, except when Seven posts part of his self-published meh-moir, “The Suburbs of Babylon.” Today’s offering is a continuation of Chapter 4, titled “Home.” If you’re interested in knowing the continuity of the story…