Category: Seven’s Weekly

Black Pagoda Patpong: A Seven Review

Black Pagoda Patpong: A Seven Review

March 22, 2020 By bangkok7

Greetings punters, my name’s Seven and this is my blog. Today we’re going to take a long, loving look at one of the badass gogo bars in Patpong—Black Pagoda. It’s closed down now, due to Covid-19 (as all red-light bars are), but I’m not going to talk about the virus. I don’t know about you,

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State of the Red-Light: Coronavirus Edition

March 15, 2020 By bangkok7

Nearly every Bangkok blogger, from the shitty to the even shittier, has shat out a recent post attempting to cover the effect of the Coronavirus on the red-light scene. But it’s pretty obvious from what they’ve produced that in addition to being terrible at constructing sentences in English, they don’t actually know the state of

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State of the Red-Light: Coronavirus Edition
A Tale of Two Tails: Pornstar vs Gogo Dancer

A Tale of Two Tails: Pornstar vs Gogo Dancer

March 8, 2020 By bangkok7

Hey bro, how’s it hangin’? I’m Bangkok Seven and this is my blog. I’ve got a somewhat unique offering for you today. For the final installment of my “2 Tails” series, I’d like to explore the similarities and differences between trysts with two very distinct types of gal: an American pornstar in Los Angeles, and

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A Tale of Two Tails Part 4

March 1, 2020 By bangkok7

What’s up internet, my name is Seven and this is my blog. Below is part 4 of my series juxtaposing 2 different women—one from the West and one from The Land of Smiles. It’s a fun way to recount how awful the dating scene is in America while at the same time singing the praises

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A Tale of Two Tails Part 4
Seven’s (Not) Superfun Weekend in Pattaya

Seven’s (Not) Superfun Weekend in Pattaya

February 23, 2020 By bangkok7

Never invite a gogo dancer on holiday. This lesson took me a decade to learn, because only after a decade of becoming slowly stupid was I sufficiently dumbed-down enough to attempt it. As every one of my harem past and present knows, Seven has no heart. So they almost never step out of line and

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A Tale of Two Tales Part 3: Lisa and Lek

February 16, 2020 By bangkok7

What’s up, reader? If you’ve found my blog, you must’ve voraciously consumed all the other expat drivel for Sunday and haven’t had your fill. If that’s the case, you’re in luck. This is part 3 of my series comparing a farang girl from my sordid past and a Thai girl from my debauched present. Today’s

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A Tale of Two Tales Part 3: Lisa and Lek
Gogo Bar Profile: King’s Castle 1

Gogo Bar Profile: King’s Castle 1

February 9, 2020 By bangkok7

Greetings and salutations, my name’s Seven and I occasionally blog about the Bangkok red-light scene. Today’s post is a careful examination of one of Patpong’s most popular gogo bars: King’s Castle 1. Not to be confused with either King’s Castle or King’s Corner, both of which have ladyboys. And not to be confused with King’s

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Variant Farang Fucktard Species in Bangkok: A S...

February 2, 2020 By bangkok7

Thailand is a wild ecosystem. It’s chock full of strange, aberrant life. Namely, the minging menagerie of foreigners that clog the city at all hours in all seasons. Some of them are just visiting—the clinical term is “tourists”—while others are more permanently imbedded in the biosphere. And as someone who sees these feral farang behaving

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Variant Farang Fucktard Species in Bangkok: A Seven Treatise
Seven in Song: Soundtrack of a Whoremonger

Seven in Song: Soundtrack of a Whoremonger

January 26, 2020 By bangkok7

Hey folks, how’s it hangin’? My name’s Seven and this is my blog. I’m a lusty lounge lizard who stalks the neon-lit sois of the red-light districts here in Bangkok (mostly Patpong). As a music lover and child of the 80s, I never leave the house without my iPod, and I listen to it religiously—even

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Bangkok in Film: A Partspective

January 19, 2020 By bangkok7

As we anxiously await the release of the most recent “Fast & Furious” flick, partially filmed on location in the south of Thailand, let’s reminisce about those films of yore that tried their best to depict the cultural enigma that is Bangkok on the big screen. For this article, I’m only covering films made by

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Bangkok in Film: A Partspective