Category: Seven’s Weekly

Take This Blog and Shove It, Part 1

Take This Blog and Shove It, Part 1

March 17, 2019 By bangkok7

Salutations, reader. It’s your boy Seven, neck-deep in the heart of the red light district. I’m trying out a new series, the objective of which is to take apart some of the more inept claims, comments, and literary crimes in other people’s Bangkok-related blogs. That scene—The Bangkok blogger scene (BKBS for short)—is caught, as it

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The Steakhouse Co. Summer Menu Preview

March 10, 2019 By bangkok7

Hey everyone, it’s Seven again. Last night was media night at The Steakhouse Co. They held a private party for some of BKK’s most prolific food bloggers, and yours truly was there. The reason for the festivities was to roll out the new summer menu, much of which I’ve already tried over the last few

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The Steakhouse Co. Summer Menu Preview
Some Bangkok Gogo Girls Part 6: The Ones That Never Got Got

Some Bangkok Gogo Girls Part 6: The Ones That N...

March 3, 2019 By bangkok7

In Seven’s long and storied history of whoremongering in the red-lights, he’s had some hits and misses (but thankfully no missus). The following is a record of the misses. What’s up friends, it’s your man Seven again. Here to come clean. Here to open up. To keep it real. Even in the red-light—the land of

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Bada Bing Gogo: My Personal Goodbye

February 24, 2019 By bangkok7

Hey there, stranger. Long time no see. It’s your man Seven, reporting as always stage-side in a red-light gogo bar. For this weekly, I’m paying tribute to a pillar of Patpong—Bada Bing gogo on Soi 2. At the end of this month, they will close their doors, remodel, and re-emerge as something else. Most likely,

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Bada Bing Gogo: My Personal Goodbye
Shameful Habits of a Bangkok Bachelor

Shameful Habits of a Bangkok Bachelor

February 17, 2019 By bangkok7

Happy Sunday, intrepid net surfer. You’ve found your way to Bangkok Seven’s weekly column. Today’s offering is a confession of sorts, but it’s also a celebration (confelebration, copyright BKK7). I confess that, as a middle-aged bachelor, I have not adopted the kind of self-care that is usually taught to husbands by their wives. And at

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The Red Light District: A Beacon of Feminism

February 10, 2019 By bangkok7

Well hello Internet, what’s shakin’? It’s your man Seven, back with another one of those block-rockin’ blogs. This week, I turn to my softer side—or harder side, depending on how you look at it. In our modern lexicon, a word that I’ve always loathed was “feminism,” both for its meaninglessness and its ludicrous hypocrisy. Meaningless

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The Red Light District: A Beacon of Feminism
All the Liquor: What They Serve and What to Drink in Patpong

All the Liquor: What They Serve and What to Dri...

February 3, 2019 By bangkok7

Top of the morning to you gents, I’m Seven, and there are two things I’m good at: ogling gogo dancers and drinking while doing it. And seeing as how I’m a Patpong aficionado I thought I’d do you a favor and give you a rundown of the best booze on offer in the best bars.

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The Myth of the ‘Perfect 10’ and Wh...

January 27, 2019 By bangkok7

Thailand is full of gorgeous women. And also ugly women, and an entire spectrum in between. But most of the young men who come here for the sweet sweet touch of a Land of Smiles lady tend to focus on the really really hot ones. And who can blame them? If you’re a typical guy

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The Myth of the ‘Perfect 10’ and Why 8s Are Better
Pollution Solution: A Smog Blog

Pollution Solution: A Smog Blog

January 20, 2019 By bangkok7

Hey there, intrepid Internet surfer. It is I, Bangkok Seven. I can barely see you through the thick haze of junk cluttering up the city’s air of late. And of course, you don’t need me to tell you that. You can see with your own eyes the things you can’t see because the brown is

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How to Survive Your Thai Holiday (Hint: Dont Be...

January 13, 2019 By bangkok7

Tourists are kicking the bucket in droves in Thailand these days. Or so it seems. Either that or they’re going blind from getting STDs sprayed in their eyes, or breaking their necks diving into pools, or offing themselves on purpose at the prospect of having to go back to their home country. If you read

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How to Survive Your Thai Holiday (Hint: Dont Be Stupid)