Category: Seven’s Weekly

The Patpong Museum: Red-Light Time Machine

The Patpong Museum: Red-Light Time Machine

November 17, 2019 By bangkok7

What’s up internet? Bangkok Seven here. Today’s offering is an informal review of the recently-opened Patpong Museum on Patpong Soi 2 beneath Black Pagoda. And full disclosure: it’s going to be biased, because some of my artwork is hanging in there. But don’t let that sour you to this review, or to the museum itself,

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Advice From Seven: Keeping a Harem

November 10, 2019 By bangkok7

How many countless lonely hearts have boarded a Bangkok-bound plane over the last half-century in the hopes of getting lucky with a dark-haired beauty in TLOS? How many have boarded a homeward-bound plane a week later with a head full of crazy x-rated memories to keep them company back home? How many have found lifelong

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Advice From Seven: Keeping a Harem
xXx Lounge Opens in Patpong

xXx Lounge Opens in Patpong

November 3, 2019 By bangkok7

What’s up internet, how’s your day going? My name’s Seven, and I live in Heaven, aka Bangkok, Thailand. And in this magnificent metropolis there are three glorious red-light districts. Of the three, I spend the bulk of my time in Patpong, the oldest, most storied, and in my opinion best RLD. And just when I

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Gogo Dancer Profile: Ploy

October 27, 2019 By bangkok7

Greetings websurfer, my name is Seven, and I’m a Bangkok whoremonger. The monger with a heart of gold, some have said. In my tenure as a red-light regular, I’ve come across some lovely and noteworthy pole kittens who have, for one reason or another, made an impression. And while I’ve mentioned the titular tiny goddess

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Gogo Dancer Profile: Ploy
Seven’s Vacation: Pattaya

Seven’s Vacation: Pattaya

October 20, 2019 By bangkok7

‘Sup my dudes, it’s Seven. I just rolled back into BKK after 4 blissful days in Ptown, aka Pattaya. Here’s what I got up to: The first two nights, I stayed in Baboona, which despite the terrible name sits at a prime location on the beach road between Sois 3 and 4. Agoda rates them

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Going Keto in Thailand

October 13, 2019 By bangkok7

One of Thailand’s many amazing attributes is the food. Thai food is a culinary odyssey unlike any other, but even more exciting is the vast array of foreign chefs, fusion restaurants, and avant garde establishments that make life here a foodie’s fantasy. Unfortunately for a middle-aged man like me, this also means getting fat. A

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Going Keto in Thailand
Thailand and the Myth of the “Good Old Days”

Thailand and the Myth of the “Good Old Da...

October 6, 2019 By bangkok7

  Last weekend I was daydrinking as I usually do with a fellow expat in The Paddy Field (the anctics of which can by followed by joining the Bangkok Daydrinkers group on Facebook) and he said something interesting. “I know you hate tourists, Seven, but I envy them,” he told me. I was intrigued. He

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State of the Red-Light: Nana Plaza

September 29, 2019 By bangkok7

Of the three red light districts in Bangkok, Nana has always been my 2nd favorite. But the times, they are a-changin’ gents, and the RLD isn’t immune to it. Used to be I’d hit Cowboy and Nana once a week, just for the chick variety and change of scenery. But over time I’ve kind of

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State of the Red-Light: Nana Plaza
The Steakhouse Co.: My Personal Goodbye

The Steakhouse Co.: My Personal Goodbye

September 22, 2019 By bangkok7

When the owner of the world famous Club Electric Blue told me he was closing his gogo bar and reopening as a high end steakhouse in Patpong, I was crestfallen. EB was, and still is, my favorite gogo bar of all time. I cut my teeth in EB, found all my favorite girls in EB,

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Thaispionage: Seven’s Brush With the CIA ...

September 15, 2019 By bangkok7

I know what you’re going to say. “Seven, if you think the CIA cased you out in Patpong, please give me some of whatever you were smoking.” But I’m serious—it happened. And it wouldn’t be much of a stretch, since Patpong was a Mecca for spies a few decades back. Here’s the tale:   About

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Thaispionage: Seven’s Brush With the CIA in Patpong