Category: Seven’s Weekly

Seven on Holiday: Pattaya

Seven on Holiday: Pattaya

April 7, 2019 By bangkok7

Greetings friend, it is I–Bangkok Seven–and I’m on vacation. But that’s not going to stop me from posting something mildly entertaining to take up 10 minutes of your Sunday, no sir. I’m still on the ball. Speaking of balls, I’m in Pattaya. Ahh, Pattaya. Jewel in the eye of the Thailand whoremonger. Paradise for part-time

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Thailand Problems: Part 1

March 31, 2019 By bangkok7

Bon jour internet, J’mappelle Seven. If you’re one of the 10 people who read this page regularly, you’re probably thinking “Aw, no, not another series!” Maybe I missed my calling as a network TV show creator, because I can whip out series ideas like nobody’s business. Here’s the next one coming down the pipe. I’ll

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Thailand Problems: Part 1
The Strip Patpong: My Personal Goodbye

The Strip Patpong: My Personal Goodbye

March 24, 2019 By bangkok7

You know the old saying. All good things must come to an end. It happened to Electric Blue, it happened to Bada Bing. It happened to my short-time girl last night. And now it’s The Strip’s turn to draw the final curtain. As Patpong gogos continue to buckle under the weight of change and get

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Take This Blog and Shove It, Part 1

March 17, 2019 By bangkok7

Salutations, reader. It’s your boy Seven, neck-deep in the heart of the red light district. I’m trying out a new series, the objective of which is to take apart some of the more inept claims, comments, and literary crimes in other people’s Bangkok-related blogs. That scene—The Bangkok blogger scene (BKBS for short)—is caught, as it

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Take This Blog and Shove It, Part 1
The Steakhouse Co. Summer Menu Preview

The Steakhouse Co. Summer Menu Preview

March 10, 2019 By bangkok7

Hey everyone, it’s Seven again. Last night was media night at The Steakhouse Co. They held a private party for some of BKK’s most prolific food bloggers, and yours truly was there. The reason for the festivities was to roll out the new summer menu, much of which I’ve already tried over the last few

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Some Bangkok Gogo Girls Part 6: The Ones That N...

March 3, 2019 By bangkok7

In Seven’s long and storied history of whoremongering in the red-lights, he’s had some hits and misses (but thankfully no missus). The following is a record of the misses. What’s up friends, it’s your man Seven again. Here to come clean. Here to open up. To keep it real. Even in the red-light—the land of

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Some Bangkok Gogo Girls Part 6: The Ones That Never Got Got
Bada Bing Gogo: My Personal Goodbye

Bada Bing Gogo: My Personal Goodbye

February 24, 2019 By bangkok7

Hey there, stranger. Long time no see. It’s your man Seven, reporting as always stage-side in a red-light gogo bar. For this weekly, I’m paying tribute to a pillar of Patpong—Bada Bing gogo on Soi 2. At the end of this month, they will close their doors, remodel, and re-emerge as something else. Most likely,

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Shameful Habits of a Bangkok Bachelor

February 17, 2019 By bangkok7

Happy Sunday, intrepid net surfer. You’ve found your way to Bangkok Seven’s weekly column. Today’s offering is a confession of sorts, but it’s also a celebration (confelebration, copyright BKK7). I confess that, as a middle-aged bachelor, I have not adopted the kind of self-care that is usually taught to husbands by their wives. And at

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Shameful Habits of a Bangkok Bachelor
The Red Light District: A Beacon of Feminism

The Red Light District: A Beacon of Feminism

February 10, 2019 By bangkok7

Well hello Internet, what’s shakin’? It’s your man Seven, back with another one of those block-rockin’ blogs. This week, I turn to my softer side—or harder side, depending on how you look at it. In our modern lexicon, a word that I’ve always loathed was “feminism,” both for its meaninglessness and its ludicrous hypocrisy. Meaningless

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All the Liquor: What They Serve and What to Dri...

February 3, 2019 By bangkok7

Top of the morning to you gents, I’m Seven, and there are two things I’m good at: ogling gogo dancers and drinking while doing it. And seeing as how I’m a Patpong aficionado I thought I’d do you a favor and give you a rundown of the best booze on offer in the best bars.

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All the Liquor: What They Serve and What to Drink in Patpong