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Red-Light Halloween 2019

Red-Light Halloween 2019

November 1, 2019 By bangkok7

Hey there. It’s me, Seven. How’s it hangin? Each year around this time, many of my farang friends back in the US ask me what Halloween is like in Thailand. I tell them Thais don’t celebrate Halloween, except in the red-light districts. And thank Buddha they do, because the result is something spooky, sexy, and

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Delirium Days Part 8

November 1, 2019 By bangkok7

Happy Friday, internet roamer. You’ve found your way to my frowback series—at present, a collection of blogs that harken back to my days as a deperate misanthrope in Los Angeles, before I got wise and came to this dreamlike paradise called Thailand. Back in the US, my life consisted mostly of solitary contemplation complimented with

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Delirium Days Part 8
Gogo Dancer Profile: Ploy

Gogo Dancer Profile: Ploy

October 27, 2019 By bangkok7

Greetings websurfer, my name is Seven, and I’m a Bangkok whoremonger. The monger with a heart of gold, some have said. In my tenure as a red-light regular, I’ve come across some lovely and noteworthy pole kittens who have, for one reason or another, made an impression. And while I’ve mentioned the titular tiny goddess

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Delirium Days Part 7

Delirium Days Part 7

October 25, 2019 By bangkok7

Greetings programs, it’s me Seven, reporting from the red-light grid. I’ve found that it’s good for me to, from time to time, reflect back on the hellscape that I escaped from when relocating from California to Bangkok. It renews my appreciation for this Shangri-la of shagging. This Eden for hedonists. This haven for the craven.

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Seven’s Vacation: Pattaya

October 20, 2019 By bangkok7

‘Sup my dudes, it’s Seven. I just rolled back into BKK after 4 blissful days in Ptown, aka Pattaya. Here’s what I got up to: The first two nights, I stayed in Baboona, which despite the terrible name sits at a prime location on the beach road between Sois 3 and 4. Agoda rates them

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Seven’s Vacation: Pattaya

Delirium Days Part 6

October 18, 2019 By bangkok7

Hey dudes. How’s it hangin’? It’s me, Seven. I’ve got another frowback for you. Frowing all the way back to Twenty Aught-6. It was, for me, a time of despair. I had not yet discovered world travel, had no notion of relocating to Thailand, and was trapped in a prison of misery (prisery for short,

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Delirium Days Part 6
Take This Blog and Love It Part 6

Take This Blog and Love It Part 6

October 14, 2019 By bangkok7

Hello gents, It’s me Seven again. Back with another op-ed praising some smart person’s “love Thailand” blog. Amazingly, this one was written by a female farang. Shocking, right? How refreshing is it to not read some whiney diatribe about how her “eat-pray-love” holiday didn’t pan out how she expected. How nice not to be called

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Going Keto in Thailand

October 13, 2019 By bangkok7

One of Thailand’s many amazing attributes is the food. Thai food is a culinary odyssey unlike any other, but even more exciting is the vast array of foreign chefs, fusion restaurants, and avant garde establishments that make life here a foodie’s fantasy. Unfortunately for a middle-aged man like me, this also means getting fat. A

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Going Keto in Thailand