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Take This Blog and Shove It: Part 12

Take This Blog and Shove It: Part 12

September 9, 2019 By bangkok7

What’s up my dudes, Seven here. I’ve got one final “Shove It” article for you. Recently I accidentally read two articles from different “Bangkok nightlife” websites, each of which tried to wittily describe the various types of annoying farang one might come across in the gogo bar. I think both narrowed the stereotypes (narreotypes, copyright

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Gogo Dancer Profile: Momay

September 8, 2019 By bangkok7

The first time I saw Momay was the first time I experienced the power a gogo dancer can wield over a man. She was thrashing about on a pole in a way that I can only describe as the act of sex set to a nightclub beat and minus a partner. At the same time,

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Gogo Dancer Profile: Momay

Delirium Days Part 1

September 6, 2019 By bangkok7

Greetings intrepid reader. It’s Seven again. For this frowback Friday, I offer a different kind of story that harkens back to my sad existence before Thailand, when I maintained a blog on a now non-existent platform. Way back in those dark days when I suffered through my young adulthood in Los Angeles alone, lonesome, loathsome,

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Delirium Days Part 1
Take This Blog and Shove It, Part 11

Take This Blog and Shove It, Part 11

September 2, 2019 By bangkok7

Hello reader, it is I. Bangkok Seven. Here to regale you with another shitty blog written by a numbskull and my accompanying evisceration of said blog. Let’s see, which literary underwear skid-mark have we got today? Oh look! Another overweight female Millennial came to Thailand and—surprise!—didn’t like it. I can’t wait to hear what this

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On Missing Thailand While in Thailand: Koh Kood

September 1, 2019 By bangkok7

A few years back, I had the rare pleasure of spending a month on Ko Kood. For those who don’t know about it, it’s an island approximately an hour south of Ko Chang by speedboat. Most of the land is a national park—uninhabited and closed to the casual visitor. There are a handful of resorts

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On Missing Thailand While in Thailand: Koh Kood

Seven’s 10 Top 10: Random Tips

August 30, 2019 By bangkok7

Hey internet, it’s Seven. Below is my 10th and final list of top 10 tips on the topic of Thailand. Hopefully you’ll find it useful, or at least mildly interesting. Happy Friday! “1-PDA (public displays of affection) are inappropriate. Do NOT make out with your partner—Farang or Thai—in public. It’s considered very rude and low-brow.

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Seven’s 10 Top 10: Random Tips
Take This Blog and Shove It Part 10

Take This Blog and Shove It Part 10

August 26, 2019 By bangkok7

What’s up gents, Seven here. It’s time to take apart another “why I hate Thailand” blog from 2014 where an absolute asshole who claims to have worked and lived in Thailand for “several months” (which of course makes him an expert and who) makes some pretty bold—and completely wrong—claims. Per usual, his identity will be

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Seven on The 6

August 25, 2019 By bangkok7

Good morrow, my dudes. It is I—Bangkok Seven—bringing you a report from the heart of Thai nightlife. No, not Bangkok. I actually spent a weekend in Pattaya recently, and was both shocked and at the same time totally unsurprised by what I saw. In case you haven’t visited lately, here’s the lowdown on Ptown… First,

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Seven on The 6