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Some Bangkok Gogo Girls Part 6: The Ones That Never Got Got

Some Bangkok Gogo Girls Part 6: The Ones That N...

March 3, 2019 By bangkok7

In Seven’s long and storied history of whoremongering in the red-lights, he’s had some hits and misses (but thankfully no missus). The following is a record of the misses. What’s up friends, it’s your man Seven again. Here to come clean. Here to open up. To keep it real. Even in the red-light—the land of

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Verse of Vice: a Red-light Rhyme

March 1, 2019 By bangkok7

Happy Friday gents, it’s Seven again. I’ve got another ditty for you. It’s been on the internet for a few months already—I think over at Sweet3Mango. I submit it here for your enjoyment (or loathing, and either way I couldn’t care less), along with the old intro: “Seven is a jack of all trades. No,

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Verse of Vice: a Red-light Rhyme
Oddendum: A Sevenisms Glossary

Oddendum: A Sevenisms Glossary

February 26, 2019 By bangkok7

Happy weekday everyone, it’s your man Seven, reporting from the heart of the gogo. For this month’s Oddendum, I have something particularly odd and overtly endum. Over the course of the past year, I’ve invented some words that as far as I know did not previously exist in the lexicon. Mainly out of laziness, I

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Verse of Vice: The Long Road to Thailand

February 22, 2019 By bangkok7

What’s going on, reader? How’s life treating you? It’s Frowback Friday, and even though technically this isn’t a Frowback, and even though I know you don’t like poetry, I just had to post this. It just appeared this morning on my laptop. I must’ve really tied one on last night, because I don’t remember writing

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Verse of Vice: The Long Road to Thailand
Shameful Habits of a Bangkok Bachelor

Shameful Habits of a Bangkok Bachelor

February 17, 2019 By bangkok7

Happy Sunday, intrepid net surfer. You’ve found your way to Bangkok Seven’s weekly column. Today’s offering is a confession of sorts, but it’s also a celebration (confelebration, copyright BKK7). I confess that, as a middle-aged bachelor, I have not adopted the kind of self-care that is usually taught to husbands by their wives. And at

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Some Bangkok Gogo Girls Part 5: The Ices

February 15, 2019 By bangkok7

Hello from the red-light trenches. I’m Seven, and this is a re-post of a previously-published piece. It’s Part 5 of the ongoing “gogo girls” series, and the last one that qualifies as a frowback. Either this Sunday or next, I’ll post a freshly-squeezed brand spanking new one. But in the meantime, here’s this oldie but

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Some Bangkok Gogo Girls Part 5: The Ices
The Red Light District: A Beacon of Feminism

The Red Light District: A Beacon of Feminism

February 10, 2019 By bangkok7

Well hello Internet, what’s shakin’? It’s your man Seven, back with another one of those block-rockin’ blogs. This week, I turn to my softer side—or harder side, depending on how you look at it. In our modern lexicon, a word that I’ve always loathed was “feminism,” both for its meaninglessness and its ludicrous hypocrisy. Meaningless

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Some Bangkok Gogo Girls, Part 4

February 8, 2019 By bangkok7

Hey everyone. It’s me, Seven. How’s it hangin’? Everything copacetic? I hope so. Listen, it’s Frowback Friday once again–that time of the season for reposting blogs that originally appeared elsewhere on the interweb. The good folks over at BKKNites had the temerity to print this as part of my Gogo Girls series last year. I’m

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Some Bangkok Gogo Girls, Part 4
All the Liquor: What They Serve and What to Drink in Patpong

All the Liquor: What They Serve and What to Dri...

February 3, 2019 By bangkok7

Top of the morning to you gents, I’m Seven, and there are two things I’m good at: ogling gogo dancers and drinking while doing it. And seeing as how I’m a Patpong aficionado I thought I’d do you a favor and give you a rundown of the best booze on offer in the best bars.

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Some Bangkok Gogo Girls, Part 3

February 1, 2019 By bangkok7

Well hello again. It’s Frowback Friday, which means another installment of Seven’s Bangkok Gogo Girls series. This was previously published over at BKKNites and received no small amount of enthusiasm from readers. Literally tens of people commented. OK I’m exaggerating but I’m sure at least ten people read it the first time around. Shooting for

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Some Bangkok Gogo Girls, Part 3