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A Patpong Gogo Dancer Back Tattour

A Patpong Gogo Dancer Back Tattour

September 20, 2020 By bangkok7

Hey there, friend. How’re you? My name is Bangkok Seven, and this is my blog. For this week’s offering, I’m serving up a piping hot photo spread spanning a plethora of inky artwork adorning the backs of several Patpong gogo dancers. It’s a nice slice of the back tattoo demographic from Pink Panther to Bada

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The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 13 Part 1

September 18, 2020 By bangkok7

‘Sup reader, my name’s Bangkok Seven and this is my blog. On Friday’s I like to harken back—to ‘frowback,’ if you will—to past points of pertinence in my life, especially ones that helped lead me inevitably to this blissful existence in Thailand. For the past several (and next several) Fridays, this journey has come in

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The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 13 Part 1
The Weirdest Songkran

The Weirdest Songkran

September 13, 2020 By bangkok7

Hello internet wanderer. My name is Bangkok Seven, and this is my blog.  Last weekend was the 4-day government-mandated replacement for the 2020 Songrkan holiday that got cancelled earlier this year on account of a pandemic that only kills old people. But I digress. I took the opportunity to 1—get outa BKK for a bit,

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The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 12

September 11, 2020 By bangkok7

Happy Friday, one and all. I don’t know about you, but I’m getting sick of wearing a mask. A decade ago, if you’d have told me that in 2020 the entire world would hold it’s breath for a whole year, I’d’ve said you were looney. But here we all are, in the same global asylum,

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The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 12
Another Patpong Perspective Prospective

Another Patpong Perspective Prospective

September 6, 2020 By bangkok7

Hey bros, how’s ya bits danglin’? Mine are overworked. It turns out a pandemic makes for a lot of broke gogo dancers who then pump Seven’s pump for cash. I’m literally and groinally spent. My regular harem are all leaning on me in order to survive, and now a slew of new girls are scratching

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The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 11

September 4, 2020 By bangkok7

Well it’s Friday once again, and a weird Friday at that. We here in TLOS are experiencing a rescheduled Songkran holiday, sans water fights and everything else that makes Songkran Songkran. But it’s a government holiday, so instead of working I’m going down, down, to Pattaya town with a loaded god complex and a pocket

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The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 11
The Most Comfortable Prison: Bangkok Covid Quarantine

The Most Comfortable Prison: Bangkok Covid Quar...

August 30, 2020 By bangkok7

Hey everyone. I’m taking a break from weekly reports of goings-on on Patpong to recount my time in a Bangkok Coronavirus quarantine (Coruarantine for short, copyright BKK7) hotel. Not because I want to, but because a friend requested that I blog about it. So here goes. As you know, there’s been a months-long ban on

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The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 10

August 28, 2020 By bangkok7

TBIF, friends. In honor of the coming weekend–which for me will probably be sub-par, because I always place my expectations too high–below is another chapter from my widely-panned and thoroughly disappointing first novel, The Suburbs of Babylon. The first 9 and 1/2 chapters can be found elsewhere on this site… “Chapter Ten In the absence

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The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 10
Post-Pandemic Patpong Points Part 3

Post-Pandemic Patpong Points Part 3

August 23, 2020 By bangkok7

Hello net surfer. Bangkok Seven here, with another testimonial from deep inside the dark nether regions of the red-light district. Since escaping quarantine earlier this month, I’ve been haunting the dim, dismal streets of Patpong nightly, and reported on the state of things in two previous Sunday blogs. And just when I think I’ve said

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The Suburbs of Babylon Continued…

August 21, 2020 By bangkok7

Happy Frowback Friday, reader. Below is the next excerpt in the continuing weekly publication of my self-published and universally panned semi-autobigraphical novel, “The Suburbs of Babylon.” The following is a tangential mini-chapter in between the regular storyline. It represents a moment in my young life when I “snapped” mentally, and briefly lost grip on reality.

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The Suburbs of Babylon Continued…