Seven in Exile: California

January 1, 2020 By bangkok7

For Christmas 2019, I gave my mother and brother a special gift—my presence. After 5 straight great Christmases in Bangkok, guilt finally got the best of me and so I deigned to spend 10 days with the fam back in Los Angeles. It was like taking a vacation to Hell, and I realized as I

Patpong Year-end Review: 2019

December 31, 2019 By bangkok7

Salutations, internet vagabond. Welcome to my page. I’m Seven—a Bangkok whoremonger with a heart of solid granite, and I occasionally blog about the nightlife scene. Specifically, the red-light districts, and 99% of the time even more specifically on Patpong. As we prepare to ring in 2020, let’s take a look back at what happened on

Delirium Days Part 17

December 30, 2019 By bangkok7

Hey everyone, I’m Seven and this is my blog. On Fridays I’ve been posting a series dedicated to illustrating the difference between the misery of my past life in America with my now blissful existence in Thailand. The current series is called Delirium Days. It’s a collection of old blogs I wrote while living in

Seven Suggests: Thailand Alternatives

December 29, 2019 By bangkok7

Happy holidays, folks. I’m Bangkok Seven and this is my blog. Earlier this month I posted a list of reasons why a female farang might not enjoy Thailand. In truth, I’m harbor some bias regarding this topic due to my intense dislike for white chicks, especially Americans. But since I’m not completely heartless, I feel

Bangkok Seven’s Video: Ladies and Lollis ...

December 28, 2019 By bangkok7

Delirium Days Part 16

December 27, 2019 By bangkok7

Hey there web-wanderer, welcome to my blog. I’m Bangkok Seven, and this is part 16 of my Frowback series rehashing the final months of my life in the prison of America. By the time I shat out this entry, my last American girlfriend had left me, but I was too pathetic to admit the truth

A Tale of Two Tails Part 2

December 26, 2019 By bangkok7

Happy almost New Year, reader. I’m Bangkok Seven, and this is my blog. Today’s gem is the 2nd in a new series that takes a close analytical look at why Thai girls are so much better on every level than female farang. My justification comes from a juxtaposition (justuxtapocation for short, copyright BKK7) of two

A Tale of Two Tails Part 1

December 23, 2019 By bangkok7

G’day reader, I’m Bangkok Seven and this is my blog. Today I’m starting a new series devoted to studying the polar opposite experiences of dating a farang woman vs a Thai. In each case, I’ll do a drill-down of two specific ladies—one from my romantic past in the US, and one from recent frolics in

Seven in Exile: Krabi

December 22, 2019 By bangkok7

If you’ve read my previous blogs, you may remember references to my first years in Thailand working for a fake NGO in Krabi. Most of those callbacks paint a negative picture, because the people I worked for were hucksters. But it wasn’t all bad. Here’s a look back at what was a simple, if not

Bangkok Seven’s Video: Big Boobs Bad Manners

December 21, 2019 By bangkok7