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The Shelf Life of a Bangkok Gogo Dancer

The Shelf Life of a Bangkok Gogo Dancer

November 9, 2018 By bangkok7

What up homies, I’m Seven. Just livin’ the red-light dream here in Thailand, aka the greatest country in the world. If you can’t get here for whatever reason, feel free to live vicariously through me. Lately I’ve had gogo dancers on my mind. OK let’s talk real—gogo dancers are always on my mind. But recently

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Last Week on Patpong For November 4, 2018

November 4, 2018 By bangkok7

Hello gents, it’s your old friend Seven. I’m here living the Bangkok dream on your behalf, and this is the latest from Patpong:            Halloween is always a fun time in the red light district. Most gogo’s throw parties, and some go all out with costumes and decorations. Glamour covered their mirrors

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Last Week on Patpong For November 4, 2018
The Best Laid Plans of Vice and ‘Ven, or How Bar Girls Can Ruin Seven’s Day

The Best Laid Plans of Vice and ‘Ven, or ...

October 28, 2018 By bangkok7

Bar girls—or, you know, whatever you want to call them—gogo dancers—are like cats. They’re sleek, nimble, and impossible to train. No wait—I can think of a better simile.  Gogo dancers (bar girls) are like hurricanes. They’re wet, they’re loud, and they go where the wind blows them. Hmmm. That’s not quite right. Let’s see……Gogobargirls are

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The Bars of Patpong Soi 2 East: Episode 1

October 28, 2018 By bangkok7

Hey folks, it’s me again. I’m Seven, and I live the Bangkok Red-Light dream so that, in case you can’t, you can do so vicariously through me. This week’s offering is a review of the bars of Patpong Soi 2, the east side. However, it doesn’t cover all the bars on that side, because there

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The Bars of Patpong Soi 2 East: Episode 1
The Week Onpong October 21 2018

The Week Onpong October 21 2018

October 21, 2018 By bangkok7

Hey folks, it’s me, Seven. I’m just livin’ the dream here in Bangkok, Thailand. If you’re stuck somewhere else in the world and can’t get here, I’ve got you covered. Just live vicariously through me. I’m magnanimous like that.   It was a wet week on Patpong, and everywhere else in The City of Angels,

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It’s All About That Steak, Bout That Stea...

October 21, 2018 By bangkok7

Actually, that’s not accurate. Turns out there’s more to The Steakhouse Co. than just fantastic steak. Hi. I’m Seven, and I try to live the dream for you, in case you can’t for whatever reason. And today I want to get something off my chest. Greetings from Patpong again, it’s me Seven. Let’s talk. When owner

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It’s All About That Steak, Bout That Steak, No Gogo
Seven’s Weekly: October 14 2018

Seven’s Weekly: October 14 2018

October 14, 2018 By bangkok7

This week on Patpong, it was more of the same but also a few different goings on (I’m sure there’s a better way to say that, but for the life of me, I can’t think of it). King’s Corner began a makeover, both inside and out. They’re not quite finished yet, but from the looks

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The Bars of Patpong Soi 2 West: A Seven Review

October 14, 2018 By bangkok7

What’s up, I’m Seven. Livin’ the dream on your behalf, in case you can’t. After reviewing the bars down both sides of Patpong Soi 1 in parts 1 and 2 of this series, it’s now time to turn attention to Soi 2, the less-trafficked but probably better of the two sois, at least in terms

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The Bars of Patpong Soi 2 West: A Seven Review
Red Light Morning to Night: Nana

Red Light Morning to Night: Nana

October 11, 2018 By bangkok7

Well hello again. It’s me, Seven. I’m doing my best to live the dream in case you can’t, so at least you can read about it. Today’s exposition is part 2 of a series called Red-Light Morning to Night, and it consists of exactly what you think. So let’s hit it: The day began with a quiet Skytrain

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Burgers Near the Red Light: Nana

October 11, 2018 By bangkok7

This here is the second installment of a series on burgers near red light districts in Bangkok. The first one was for Patpong and you can find it in the website archive. The following is a list of burgers that are on offer near Nana Plaza. Putting this review together wasn’t nearly as fun as the last one. Given how many

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Burgers Near the Red Light: Nana