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A Tale of Two Thailand Snorkeling Trips

A Tale of Two Thailand Snorkeling Trips

July 5, 2020 By bangkok7

Whilst I am trapped in the US waiting for the inane, brainless Thai government to pull its thumb out of its ass and allow foreign residents to return, I’ve been reminiscing over some of my more memorable experiences in Thailand. In this week’s weekly, I’m covering two separate Thailand snorkeling excursions—one fantastic, one terrible. Let’s

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The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 5 Part 2

July 3, 2020 By bangkok7

These Fridays, they keep coming. Thailand remains shut, despite lying news articles claiming expats can get back (the waiting list for a flight is 2 months). I remain trapped in the hellscape of California, where 99% of the population are fucking retards and the only bright spot is easy access to wine. For those of

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The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 5 Part 2
Some Gogo Dancers’ Lockdown Lives

Some Gogo Dancers’ Lockdown Lives

June 28, 2020 By bangkok7

What’s up reader, happy whatever day this is that looks and feels just like the last hundred or so. While we’ve been deprived of our red-light districts, have you wondered what those sexy pole dancers are up to? Has it crossed your mind to ponder how those stage sirens have been wiling away their time?

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The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 5 Part 1

June 26, 2020 By bangkok7

Another Friday, another week trapped in the US. At least this time, I’ve left the confines of Los Angeles to do some wine tasting in the Central Coast. This took me through Santa Barbara, where the following excerpt from my mediocre manuscript “The Suburbs of Babylon” takes place. I hope it distracts you even momentarily

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The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 5 Part 1
Making a Naked Ninja

Making a Naked Ninja

June 21, 2020 By bangkok7

Hey there, reader. It’s me, Bangkok Seven. Still trapped in the US, still waiting for the junta-govnt brain trust to end the flight ban. Still missing the gogo bar like crazy. But rather than dwell on the present grim state of things, I offer a brief distraction: my process for creating a Naked Ninja. What’s

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The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 4 Part 5

June 19, 2020 By bangkok7

Happy Friday, reader. If it is, in fact, Friday where you are. It’s Friday in Thailand at the moment. I’m not in Thailand, and it’s not Friday where I am, and I’m not happy. But Happy Friday to you, anyway. Below is the final segment of Chapter 4 (titled ‘Home’ and referring specifically to Los

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The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 4 Part 5
Breaking In a New Harem Girl: Electric Blue-galoo

Breaking In a New Harem Girl: Electric Blue-galoo

June 14, 2020 By bangkok7

Greetings, reader (I’m talking to the one person who actually reads my blogs). It is I, Bangkok Seven, still trapped in the hellish Orwellian nightmare that is the United States. I know we’re both missing the gogo bars and the red-lights, and I’m especially missing my harem. So in an effort to distract us from

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The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 4 Part 4

June 12, 2020 By bangkok7

Happy Friday, reader. At least, I hope it’s happy for you. As a Thai expat trapped in the US since March due to Coronavirus, I can say with confidence that I’m not having a happy Friday. I hate it here, and as the Thai government continues to extend bans on incoming foreigners for no good

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The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 4 Part 4
Patpong Pictorial Review-Preview

Patpong Pictorial Review-Preview

June 7, 2020 By bangkok7

For this week’s blog I’d planned to post a step-by-step how-to guide for landing a gogo dancer but I’ve been so busy over last 7 days with my application to re-enter the Kingdom of Thailand that I didn’t finish it. So instead, I offer this lovely photo album of Patpong gogo dancers past and present.

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The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 4 Part 3

June 5, 2020 By bangkok7

It’s Friday again—not that it matters, since every day trapped indoors due to Covid-19 is exactly the same as the one before, except when Seven posts part of his self-published meh-moir, “The Suburbs of Babylon.” Today’s offering is a continuation of Chapter 4, titled “Home.” If you’re interested in knowing the continuity of the story

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The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 4 Part 3