The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 2 Part 1

Happy Friday, Covid survivor. Today is the first day of the rest of our self-isolation, which hopefully won’t last the rest of our lives. To distract you from the pub you can’t patronize, here’s the first half of the 2nd chapter of my self-published, barely-read, mediocre novel from the late 90s/early 2000s called “The Suburbs…

The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 1 Part 3

What’s up quarantined web nomad, my name’s Bangkok Seven and this is my blog. Fridays are frowback days here at Patpongnightlife, where I regale and/or bore you with an excerpt from my past—specifically, my pre-Thailand days. Recently I rediscovered the digital copy of a novel I wrote whilst embedded in a life of misery in…

Coronafornia Dreamin’ Part 1

Greetings, reader. My name’s Bangkok Seven and this is my blog. Normally I’d be writing something self-indulgent about life in the red-light scene in TLOS, but thanks to the coronavirus, I’m currently trapped in Los Angeles. In fact, as I write this, I should be in transit on a Philippines Airlines flight back to my…

The Suburbs of Babylon Chapter 1 Part 2

Happy Friday, reader. Were you unaware it’s Friday, perhaps because every day is the same these days, thanks to coronavirus quarantine? Don’t blame yourself. We’re all in the same boat. In an effort to provide some distraction from your current situation, I’ve posted the following. It’s Part 2 of Chapter One of an awful novel…

Life in Thailand vs California: The Pros and Cons

‘Sup my dude, it’s me, Bangkok Seven. I’m currently trapped in Los Angeles due to the global travel shutdown. Which isn’t as bad as it sounds, since Bangkok has closed the gogo bars, so I couldn’t go-go even if I was there. Still, sitting around bored at home offers time for reflection, and these days…

The Suburbs of Babylon, Chapter 1 Part 1

Happy quarantine, reader. I’m Bangkok Seven, and this is my blog. Though I’m not actually in Bangkok at the moment. I’m trapped in Los Angeles due to a global airline shutdown. When I was cleaning out my mom’s garage last week, I stumbled upon a novel that I’d written in my 20s. I self-published it…