Naked Ninja Retrospective Part 4

Well, it just keeps getting crappier, ay reader? Every week brings new news of old, unhelpful tactics for curbing Covid, handed down hamfisted by an inept gang of morons who somehow have the authority to tell us what to do. And every week, our backs bend just a little closer toward the ground. It could…

Naked Ninja Retrospective Part 3

Greetings, fellow inmates. How’s your prison sentence coming along? Okay, maybe calling this lockdown-slash-fun ban a “prison” is a bit hyperbolic. After all, Foodpanda still delivers, and my harem girls still drop by on their appointed day of the week. But it’s hard not to see the soft parallels between lockdown life and, say, the…

Naked Ninja Retrospective Part 2

‘Sup reader, how’s your day going? My name’s Seven, and this is my blog. Over the last couple of years, I’ve had the privilege of photographing nude Patpong gogo dancers in various poses in my apartment whilst holding various props—a series I came to call ‘naked ninjas.’ Some of them were Photoshopped and printed on…