Patpong Rewind for the Week of June 26, 2022

We’re on the cusp, folks. In a week’s time, the floodgates will open and tourism will return to Thailand finally fully unhindered by stupid, brain-dead, ridiculous, retarded Covid restrictions. For a gogo hound like me, it’s bittersweet. I loathe tourists, so this marks the end of a blessed respite from cunts the world over jostling…

Patpong Rewind for 19.6.22

‘Twas a strange week in ole Patpong. A power struggle between Bangkok’s new governor and various faceless bureaucrats, a “vacationing” police chief, and the imminent reopening of the country all seemed to play a part in onpong goings on and for better or worse, this gogo hound was there to witness it. Hey everyone, my…

Patpong Rewind for 12.6.22

Greetings gents, it’s your boy Seven again—fresh from another week in the Red-Light. Things in Patpong are still quiet, thanks to the slow rollback of scamdemic restrictions leading directly to a continued dearth of tourists, but things are gradually picking up. But the overall increase in tourism isn’t on par with the enthusiasm of bar…

Thailand’s Only Flaw (plus Patpong Update)

The Land of Smiles is a near-perfect place to live, especially if you’re a foreigner who loves warm climes, tropical beaches, and women with long dark hair and skin the color of cane sugar. But it’s not perfect. The country has one solitary flaw: moronic leadership. It’s not an exclusively Thai problem. God knows my…