Category: Seven’s Weekly

The Bleak Goes On, But Not For Long

The Bleak Goes On, But Not For Long

October 24, 2021 By bangkok7

It’s a sad situation, wouldn’t you agree reader? It’s sad. So sad. Although it seems to be getting slightly less absurd. There’s hope on the horizon, thanks to Prayut and a push by the govt to jumpstart the Thai economy by reopening in a series of baby steps over the course of the next few

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A Light at the End…?

October 17, 2021 By bangkok7

Well mongers, the great Prayut has spoken. Sort of. News outlets reporting the whole spectrum—from “Thailand will reopen Nov 1” to “Thailand might reopen Nov 1.” And restaurants can serve beer starting Dec 1. Cue the Pavlovian salivating. Is it great news? No. But it’s better than bad news. Someone should think of a word

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A Light at the End…?
Red Light Withdrawal: Gogo Backs and Girls on Laps

Red Light Withdrawal: Gogo Backs and Girls on Laps

October 10, 2021 By bangkok7

Happy Sunday, reader. Happy “one more week of fun ban.” Happy languishing in the doldrums of an inane lockdown. I feel like we should have meetings, like they do in Alcoholics Anonymous. Someone owes me an anniversary chip for passing six months without darkening the door of a gogo bar. Not all the news is

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From Red Light District to Cat Sanctuary: Patpo...

October 3, 2021 By bangkok7

Well, it’s another Sunday in Purgatory, reader. Seriously, I’m beginning to think we all died in the first month of the scamdemic and we’ve been languishing in the mythical state of Limbo for the past year and a half. Or, maybe I’m in a coma and I’m having really, really weird dreams. Because I visited

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From Red Light District to Cat Sanctuary: Patpong 2021
Fun Ban Continued…Week 27

Fun Ban Continued…Week 27

September 26, 2021 By bangkok7

That’s right, reader. It’s been 27 weeks since the gogo bars were shut down. Twenty-motherfucking-seven weeks. When the fascists graciously allowed restaurants to reopen (with the kick-in-the-balls stipulation that booze can’t be served), I was so grateful I nearly wept. Now, though, I’m back to being livid over the ridiculous length of this fun ban.

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Mid-September 2021–Just More of the Same

September 19, 2021 By bangkok7

Greeting, fellow mongers. I feel your pain. It’s been six months since my last Patpong session–forgive me for my lack of sin. Honestly, I’m not sure how much longer I can put up with this bullshit. I get that governments are made up of retards–some more acutely retarded than others–and as a lowly cog in

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Mid-September 2021–Just More of the Same
A Week Less Ordinary

A Week Less Ordinary

September 12, 2021 By bangkok7

Well thank Buddha for small favors, am I right reader? I don’t know about you but after a week of restaurants being open, I’m a few kilos fatter and 50% happier. I won’t hit 100 till the gogos reopen but eating in public is the first (of many, hopefully) blessed step forward. What follows is

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The End of an Era

September 5, 2021 By bangkok7

For the past four months, every day has been the same. I’d wake up, drink two cans of Birdy coffee, stare disbelievingly at the number of empty beer bottles on the counter, check the fridge futilely for any unopened ones, work for 4 hours, order lunch from Foodpanda, stare despairingly as the clock struck 2

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The End of an Era
Locked Down Lasses: Gogo Dancer Catch-up

Locked Down Lasses: Gogo Dancer Catch-up

August 29, 2021 By bangkok7

Happy Sunday, reader. Happy malaise. Happy fun ban. Happy ongoing lockdown. Last week, the Thai govt announced an easing of restrictions on September 1st for vaccinated people–news that is nothing to sneeze at. But the hope of reopened red-light districts and bars seemingly remain a long way off. So for those of us suffering from

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What I Miss Most: Chicks T*ts and T*tty Tips

August 22, 2021 By bangkok7

Happy Sunday, reader. My name’s Seven, and this is my blog. How’s your lockdown going? Are you staying sane? There’s a lot to miss, isn’t there? For instance, fresh, hot food that didn’t need to be trucked across town on the back of a motorbike…fresh, cold beer newly pulled from a keg into a pint

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What I Miss Most: Chicks T*ts and T*tty Tips