Category: Seven’s Weekly

Lockdown Lasses Part 3

Lockdown Lasses Part 3

August 1, 2021 By bangkok7

Congrats on surviving another week on lockdown, reader. Restaurants are closed. Gogos are closed. Even malls are closed as we battle a virus that is 99% survivable. Don’t ask me, I can’t make heads or tails of this stupidity. While we wait for life to return to normal, I want to try to help you

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Naked Ninja Retrospective Part 4

July 25, 2021 By bangkok7

Well, it just keeps getting crappier, ay reader? Every week brings new news of old, unhelpful tactics for curbing Covid, handed down hamfisted by an inept gang of morons who somehow have the authority to tell us what to do. And every week, our backs bend just a little closer toward the ground. It could

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Naked Ninja Retrospective Part 4
Naked Ninja Retrospective Part 3

Naked Ninja Retrospective Part 3

July 18, 2021 By bangkok7

Greetings, fellow inmates. How’s your prison sentence coming along? Okay, maybe calling this lockdown-slash-fun ban a “prison” is a bit hyperbolic. After all, Foodpanda still delivers, and my harem girls still drop by on their appointed day of the week. But it’s hard not to see the soft parallels between lockdown life and, say, the

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Can We Talk About Totalitarianism? Plus Gogo Gi...

July 11, 2021 By bangkok7

Hey reader, how’re you doing? I know—we here in Thailand are only mid-way through a pandemic-prompted prison sentence with no definitive release date. The “powers that be” have shut down our bars and gogos because of a virus that has killed less than 1% of the world population. They can’t think of a solution other

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Can We Talk About Totalitarianism? Plus Gogo Girl Photos
Naked Ninja Retrospective Part 2

Naked Ninja Retrospective Part 2

July 4, 2021 By bangkok7

‘Sup reader, how’s your day going? My name’s Seven, and this is my blog. Over the last couple of years, I’ve had the privilege of photographing nude Patpong gogo dancers in various poses in my apartment whilst holding various props—a series I came to call ‘naked ninjas.’ Some of them were Photoshopped and printed on

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Lockdown Lasses Part 2: Gogo Dancers Off the Pole

June 27, 2021 By bangkok7

Hey there, reader. Bangkok Seven here. Another Sunday is upon us, which means another week of life without gogo bars has passed. And while we mongers are definitly suffering for it, we’re not nearly as bad off as the unemployed gogo dancers who’ve been out of work for two-plus months, and who’re staring down the

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Lockdown Lasses Part 2: Gogo Dancers Off the Pole
Can We Talk About Covid?

Can We Talk About Covid?

June 20, 2021 By bangkok7

I know, I know. You’re sick of talking about Covid. God knows, I am. Last year, when I got trapped in the US for five months during the global travel ban, I posted a few blogs on the subject, and then in the last one, triumphantly claimed I would never write another one. But then,

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Amerocompensating in BKK Part 1: Burgers and Brats

June 13, 2021 By bangkok7

Happy Sunday, reader. “Happy” may be an exaggeration, considering the current pharma-police state. Content Sunday to you, reader. The bars and gogos remain shut. Nearly all good restaurants have moved to Foodpanda. You can’t even go to the gym (full disclosure, I didn’t go when it was open). At the moment, I’m low on pics

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Amerocompensating in BKK Part 1: Burgers and Brats
Flashback Photo Album: Kiss Bar Patpong

Flashback Photo Album: Kiss Bar Patpong

June 6, 2021 By bangkok7

Happy never-ending lockdown, reader. How’re you holding up? If you’re like my two friends Kee Mao Moo and Lucky, you’re nearing the end of your rope. I don’t see them—how and where and why would we get together? Instead, we separately search the streets of Bangkok for restaurants that will quietly serve booze in coffee

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Flashback Photo Spread Redux: Black Pagoda

May 30, 2021 By bangkok7

Hey friend, how’s your day going? I’m Seven, and this is my blog. I’ve another one out today over at bkknites.com called “The Sunday Rap” where our friend Jack Nites has provided for your viewing pleasure a photo album comprised of the lovely ladies of Black Pagoda–an awesome gogo bar in Patpong. He asked me

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Flashback Photo Spread Redux: Black Pagoda