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Fun Ban Continued…Week 27

Fun Ban Continued…Week 27

September 26, 2021 By bangkok7

That’s right, reader. It’s been 27 weeks since the gogo bars were shut down. Twenty-motherfucking-seven weeks. When the fascists graciously allowed restaurants to reopen (with the kick-in-the-balls stipulation that booze can’t be served), I was so grateful I nearly wept. Now, though, I’m back to being livid over the ridiculous length of this fun ban.

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Mid-September 2021–Just More of the Same

September 19, 2021 By bangkok7

Greeting, fellow mongers. I feel your pain. It’s been six months since my last Patpong session–forgive me for my lack of sin. Honestly, I’m not sure how much longer I can put up with this bullshit. I get that governments are made up of retards–some more acutely retarded than others–and as a lowly cog in

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Mid-September 2021–Just More of the Same
A Week Less Ordinary

A Week Less Ordinary

September 12, 2021 By bangkok7

Well thank Buddha for small favors, am I right reader? I don’t know about you but after a week of restaurants being open, I’m a few kilos fatter and 50% happier. I won’t hit 100 till the gogos reopen but eating in public is the first (of many, hopefully) blessed step forward. What follows is

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The End of an Era

September 5, 2021 By bangkok7

For the past four months, every day has been the same. I’d wake up, drink two cans of Birdy coffee, stare disbelievingly at the number of empty beer bottles on the counter, check the fridge futilely for any unopened ones, work for 4 hours, order lunch from Foodpanda, stare despairingly as the clock struck 2

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The End of an Era
Locked Down Lasses: Gogo Dancer Catch-up

Locked Down Lasses: Gogo Dancer Catch-up

August 29, 2021 By bangkok7

Happy Sunday, reader. Happy malaise. Happy fun ban. Happy ongoing lockdown. Last week, the Thai govt announced an easing of restrictions on September 1st for vaccinated people–news that is nothing to sneeze at. But the hope of reopened red-light districts and bars seemingly remain a long way off. So for those of us suffering from

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What I Miss Most: Chicks T*ts and T*tty Tips

August 22, 2021 By bangkok7

Happy Sunday, reader. My name’s Seven, and this is my blog. How’s your lockdown going? Are you staying sane? There’s a lot to miss, isn’t there? For instance, fresh, hot food that didn’t need to be trucked across town on the back of a motorbike…fresh, cold beer newly pulled from a keg into a pint

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What I Miss Most: Chicks T*ts and T*tty Tips
What I Miss Most: Beers Babes and Bars

What I Miss Most: Beers Babes and Bars

August 15, 2021 By bangkok7

Hey everyone. Well, the beat goes on. There’s no sign of an end to the fun ban, and so we are left with…what? Memories, hopes, and photos. I present the former and the latter to you today. I’m in a nostalgic mood. I’m remembering the good times. Namely, sitting stageside in a neon-lit gogo bar

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When the Lockdown Ends: Day 1

August 8, 2021 By bangkok7

Happy No Fun-Day Sunday, reader. No end in sight for our lockdown. The country teeters on the edge of collapse. No telling when or if the gogo bars and nightlife entertainment zones will reopen. And so, we wait. And wait, and wait. While I’ve been waiting, I’ve begun to plan out my agenda once the

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When the Lockdown Ends: Day 1
Lockdown Lasses Part 3

Lockdown Lasses Part 3

August 1, 2021 By bangkok7

Congrats on surviving another week on lockdown, reader. Restaurants are closed. Gogos are closed. Even malls are closed as we battle a virus that is 99% survivable. Don’t ask me, I can’t make heads or tails of this stupidity. While we wait for life to return to normal, I want to try to help you

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Naked Ninja Retrospective Part 4

July 25, 2021 By bangkok7

Well, it just keeps getting crappier, ay reader? Every week brings new news of old, unhelpful tactics for curbing Covid, handed down hamfisted by an inept gang of morons who somehow have the authority to tell us what to do. And every week, our backs bend just a little closer toward the ground. It could

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Naked Ninja Retrospective Part 4